My ex's pastor told me a story once. He told me...
downtowndaisy: … he saw a couple sitting there. The boy had his hand on the girls upper leg. She was wearing a short jean skirt. The pastor turned to the boy and said “Do you plan on marrying this girl?”…being a teenage boy he said “I don’t know were just dating” and then the pastor said “Then get your hands off another man’s wife.” This has always hit home with me.
itsneilcarlo: Skilled Artist.
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
xxcoolstorybroxx: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook…. STORY. OF. MY. EFFING. LIFE.
karen- asked: DEWD, someone else keeps asking me about my SAT's/grades too! -__- LOL
Anonymous asked: what did you get on your SATs ?
Anonymous asked: what SAT 2's did you take & what did you get on them?
liikeab0ss: Vanessa Hudgens Kesha Demi Lovato Miley Cyrus Lady Gaga Avril Lavigne Selena Gomez Katy Perry Rihanna Taylor Swift Justin Bieber then you have my house..
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
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