April 2011
The brain is a muscle, and I’m a kind of body-builder.
– Karl Lagerfeld
i'm pleasantly surprised
I’ve already spoken to my dad about 5 times this year, and it’s only April. Normally I would talk to him twice a year: once on new years and once on his birthday. I think he’s really making an effort to be more involved, especially since I had a breakdown when he didn’t even recognize my voice on New Years this year. I know he loves me, but I forget it sometimes, and I...
Is awkward sexy?
Because I walk like this
dance like this
eat like this
play air guitar like this
flirt like this
try to take pictures like this
obsess over hotties like this
try to act cool like
give massages like this
and try to look sexy at the pool like this
and to be honest
hdong:
I don’t know why, but I find this really funny.
that’s fuckin horrible
Why do people who can't read properly volunteer to...
christinecho:
Like seriously? Why? “OOH PICK ME! I’LL DO IT!” And I’m like
Then when they actually start reading they’re like “Mei…mei…meiosis differs from…uh…mitosis? Is that how you say it?” And I’m just sitting there like
And finally 21748742589minutes later they finish and I’m just like
AHAHAHAHAHAHA @stephkwok !!!!! screw youuu
i think i think too much: recap of today: →
karen-:
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT. WORDS CANNAW EVEN DESCRIBE.
watched source code with my grandmother & granddaughter, “THOR”, blood sisters, went to 1/2+1/2: “bitches love aloe”, reading the ENTIRE menu in multiple accents, “marinated” in an asian accent, phoenix people giving us confused looks and thinking…
FUGGIN LOVE YOU BIJEZ<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 WHY ARE WE SO...
School is almost over.
The moment you're alone in the elevator.
angelbby-:
Then you realize that there’s a camera in there
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
Whenever I hear Adele's Someone Like You
jsnk:
I feel like screaming on top of my lungs, “NEVERMIND, I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUU, I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU, TOO…” and I do it too.
It bothers people who are within earshot.
I get my ideas out of my dreams…if you’re lucky enough to use something you see...
– Alexander McQueen (via care-in)